1/16/24 Original-Ish “About” Page

Again, this is SUPER hoarder-y but, I don’t know, man, I thought this original-ish bio page was kind of funny – but then again, I tend to think I’m the funniest person in the world until I actually present any of my “hilarious” material to the world at which point I realize it’s just super corny and cringy and makes me want to crawl into a corner and… …well, not die, but… …cry? Yeah, probably that. Anyway, here’s the original-ish “about” page.

12/7/23 Performances Past, Volume 1

Here I some gigs that have come and gone.

OCTOBER 2023

• Sunday 10/15 NYC Baby Soda Jazz Band at St. Mazie (Williamsburg, Brooklyn), 8-10:30pm, $18-ish cover, or something like that.

Friday 10/20 NYC Red Pavilion Jazz Band at Red Pavilion (Bushwick, Brooklyn), 6-8pm, then 8:30-10:30pm. Cover for previous events was $10. Not sure about this one. I’ll look into it!

NOVEMBER 2023

Friday 11/17 and Saturday 11/18 DENVER, CO Naomi and Her Handsome Devils at The Hot Jazz Jamboree. 9pm-midnight both nights. Don’t know about cost. …but, like, you know, it’s probably reasonable, you know?

12/7/23 The Original Homepage, ca. Fall 2023

Now look, I acknowledge that it’s a little OCD/hoarder-y to be holding onto this stuff but hey, it’s all digital, dude, I got room! …and as I endeavor to make my website ever so slightly more professional (because that’s totally what I’m going for, right?) it’s nice to remember simpler times. …from like, three months ago. …listen, I don’t know why I’m saving this… …just let me live!